From April Fools (’14)
2 slices of bread (White/Wheat)
2-4 tbsp butter
1. Place each bread slice in one of the slots in a toaster. Start the toaster.
2. Wait for the toast to pop up out of the toaster. Once it has, carefully remove both pieces and place them on a plate. Spread butter on each piece as desired. Enjoy.
If you do not have a toaster, place both slices of bread on the top rack in the oven and set it to broil. Remove both pieces either after 2-3 minutes or after the bread looks properly toasted. If you do not have an oven, or your oven does not have a broil option, you should probably try a different recipe.